I was just out having my morning coffee and smoke and i flashed back to a couple of weeks ago, when it was wet and rainy and it was befor my husband patched the holes in the fence that asher and the puppy would crawl through into the neighbors yard. My sister heard this story and said that i had to write it down, to remember how funny it is(or will be later!) So i'll just paint the pretty picture of my neighbors yard. She lives by herself and has this dream house made of dark stained wood. Wrap around deck, hot tub, gardened around the whole property. My son and the dog had gone through the whole befor but she wasn't home, so i got them quickly and ran home. She has this king size livingroom that instead of a wall.....there is a huge window. I mean huge. If it werent for how short i am, i would be able to see everything she does!
So on this wet afternoon, asher decided to keep crawling with the dog, even when my voice elevated to that annoying parent who has no control over their child, and bordered on abuse in the tone,he still kept going. I was getting so angry. I didn't want to have to go up on the road, down her stairs and into her yard, where she could see everything from her livingroom. So i started screaming "Asher you get back here! I mean it! ONE.........TWO..........THREEEEEEE!!!!!!!
I was soooo mad! I started tromping up my stairs and then i could see him and the dog running through her flower bed, and then i saw her standing in her livingroom watching them tresspass and wreck her yard. My yells turned into a angry whisper hiss as im saying why he will get in trouble and that he better start walking up her stairs. He still didn't listen. So i ran down her stairs and right when i reached her first deck, i kinda lost my balance, did the splits a little and caught my balance. Then i put my foot on the next deck that asher was on and my feet flew out from underneath me, vooooooop! Right on my butt. Now the puppy is still a puppy and he thought i was coming down to his level to play, so he starts attacking my face and jumping all over me and asher is laughing! Im muddy, wet, and have this throbbing butt bone.
My face turns redder than it already is because i know the lady is watching it all take place....she probably felt so bad for me after stifleing a few laughs. I grabbed asher and marched him home faster then ever. I knew i was so angry that it wasn't good. So befor giving him a spanken, i counted to ten. Then i counted to 20 and 30. Finally, that helped. The next day, after telling jordan in fits of laughing imbarrasment, he patched the holes in the fence and it hasn't happened sence!
